Everybody wants a shortcut in life. My guidebook is very simple. You want to lose weight? Stop eating, fatty. You wanna make money? Work your ass off, lazy. You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let them go.
Friends With Benefits (2011)

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Everybody wants a shortcut in life. My guidebook is very simple. You want to lose weight? Stop eating, fatty. You wanna make money? Work your ass off, lazy. You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let them go.
Friends With Benefits (2011)

(Source: bannistr)

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